Women Explain Why Men Are Really Missing Out By Not Being Female
The gender pay gap and sexual inequality can make being a woman a pretty unattractive prospect.
Then there’s the bleeding once a month and having to push a baby out of your vagina after nine months of carrying it around with you.
But we’re not going to let that keep us down.
Instead, a group of women have taken to Reddit to discuss all the feminine things that men are totally missing out on:
No Knickers With Maxi Skirts
“You’re all covered up, but you’re out in public NOT WEARING ANY PANTS. You get a nice breeze flowing around everything, with pretty much no risk of any of your bits showing. I can’t stress enough how great it is.”
“Girls who really care for each other are so affectionate. have a bad day? Cry in front of some nice girls and its like being a kid again. “Ohhh its okay sweetie. shhhh.” strokes hair”
Drunk Girls In Toilets
“Drunk girls are real life Disney princesses. So loving and amazing. Even girls I dislike are absolutely delightful when we’re both drunk.”
Shaved Legs In Fresh Sheets
“That soft feeling of shaving your legs and putting on silk pajamas. feels good man.”
“It’s such an awesome feeling having the legs run together, I describe it like two Dolphins dancing with each other.”
“Feeling like a sexy ninja when your bra and panties happen to match.”
“Mermaid hair in the shower. This is when you wet your hair and use it to cover your nips and you look like a mermaid. Also boobs floating in the bath is pretty swell.”
Playing With Boobs
“How fun boobs are to play with in the shower. Not even in a sexual way, it’s just funny in principle – they’re just there so I may as well find a bright side to it all.”
“Makeup… Sometimes it just gives you a nice little boost of confidence.”
Not Justifying Being Emotional
“Actually being close with your friends without having to interrupt with ‘no homo’ or put the prefix ‘bro-’ in front an activity. AKA constantly concerned with masculinity.”